Showing posts with label Silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Whoa.  Dude. Trip Out!

Quantum physics is so cool.  Even though I don't understand anything about it.


Photo from RecoverySoul

I came across this article "When Time Flows Backwards," by Michael Byrne at Motherboard.  "New experiments conducted at Washington University St. Louis offer a further demonstration of one of the quantum world's more difficult implications: time symmetry"

It concerns a fascinating aspect of Quantum science; that the simple act of observing a particle at the Quantum level may cause it to react differently than if we were not observing it.  In fact, it seems, it will change the way it is acting even before we observe it, as though somehow its future self told its present self, "hey, you're going to be observed."

Monday, February 16, 2015

Gotta Love the Asians!

Tigger: If I ever get outta this, I promise never to bounce again! N-Never!

Rabbit: I heard that, Tigger! He promised! Did you hear him promise? I heard him! I heard him! You heard him, didn't ya? Didn't ya?

From: The Atlantic. "In some zoos in Japan and China, staff members perform regular security drills to practice their response to a large animal escape by using costumed zookeepers"

Thursday, February 12, 2015

THE ROBOTS ARE COMING!


See the future of your doom! At first they appear kinda cute, but then you realize... No wonder the humans are kicking them. They should be shooting RPGs at 'em.

I'll bet the Ferguson police wish they had the big one.


And see, its already starting to happen.
The MACHINES ARE BEGINNING TO ATTACK!  No surprise, they come after you in your sleep.  ROBOTS NEVER SLEEP!

Sunday, February 1, 2015

The Flu Season is Here.  Take Every Precaution.



Photo from ebbra.com

Elena N. Bodnar was foolin' around putting her bra on her partner's face* when she came up with the idea for the 'Emergency Bra,' which doubles as a face mask, just in case you don't have your respirator handy when disaster strikes. The EBra can be ordered for $29.99, or you can upgrade to the RAD Emergency Bra: now your boobs can quickly tell you if a 'dirty bomb' went off nearby!  The real kind of dirty bomb, you know, with actual radiation levels in the air - - not the one you were thinking of.

The site notes "Because the Emergency Bra masks can be securely fixed to the head, it frees a survivor’s hands to keep balance while running and removing objects on the way out of danger." No word on whether there's an increased risk of pregnancy.

Guys may be saying, "Hey, what about us?"  Not to worry.  She's got two, so why not share one?

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Maybe its a better beer than I thought

 NAH! Really?
Surveillance of Burgler who Broke into Liquor Store, and Stole Keystone Beer


Check your pocket change!

And perhaps you too could say this: 
 

Apple Has the Most Profitable Quarter of Any Company Ever

 

Although, the story doesn't give any information about how old the quarter is, or in what U.S. Mint it was printed.



Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Feminist Women Need Our Protection 

 

From Ace of Spades: 

"[W]omen are such fragile, delicate creatures, utterly maladapted to this world, that they should be confined to large farms where they can organically till the soil and sing goddess songs during their sisterhood rites while protected from masculine technology such as written language, harsh words, standards, and sarcastic eye-rolling... "

If I accepted Feminists' own views of their fellow women."

Its 5 o'clock somewhere


Might as well join 'em.  No one likes to drink alone.

This is fun! 


When you change your Facebook language to 'Pirate' a bunch of messaging changes. As an example, instead saying "Joe Blow likes your post" it tells me "Joe Blow fancies yer scrawlin' ". Hehe. I like that.

Here's how.


At the top of your Facebook window, look for the down arrow to the right of 'Home', 'Find Friends' etc.  It should be the last item on that bar.  Click on that down arrow and choose "Settings."  If you don't see an option for "Language," look on the left hand margin and click on "General."

To the right of the word Language you'll see a blue "Edit." When you click on this a window pops up which allows you to select a lot of languages including "English (pirate)."

I think Facebook should add more options, like "Ebonics" and "Jive."  So, if someone comments it would be like, "Yo niggah, dat bitch Shelly jus dissed you"