THE ROBOTS ARE COMING!

See the future of your doom! At first they appear kinda cute, but then you realize... No wonder the humans are kicking them. They should be shooting RPGs at 'em.

I'll bet the Ferguson police wish they had the big one.

And see, its already starting to happen.
The MACHINES ARE BEGINNING TO ATTACK!  No surprise, they come after you in your sleep.  ROBOTS NEVER SLEEP!

They may already be among us and we don't even know it.  Just so you know, girls, this robot is not speaking Japanese.  That's just the way you sound to us.

Hmm, kinda cute.  But in order to be the perfect woman, we have to cut out the talking stuff.

‘Dutch Wives’ sex dolls have realistic skin, claims Japanese doll-makers Orient Industries

Of course, these versions don't move around on their own (yet), but that just means they can't cut off your penis in your sleep!  The problem is, how do you get them home from Japan?  Buy an extra seat on the plane, or try to get them past TSA in your luggage?  Imagine their surprise!